Author Topic: How do you fap?  (Read 5416 times)


How can I do this whilst I'm a Bloody Robot?

Step one:
Acquire hand.


Step two:
Form hand into fist.


Step three
Punch self in face for asking this question on the Blockland Forums.

^ that face looks like a coconut.


Why ask such a Silly question?
considering I don't have hands. or a body.
So.
Beep.

A roll of duct tape and a whole lot of regret.

well, I kind of cook greasy food like bacon before I masturbate and scrape up the grease and rub it on my richard.

my mommy told me that a big seagull comes from the sky and rubs his beak on ur weewee!

my mommy told me that a big seagull comes from the sky and rubs his beak on ur weewee!
Wise words of pass......'s mom

step one:
acquire woman


oh, oh!!! I like this game!!! I wanna play!!!, step three:

Before you make love to your women hide a spoon, a medium-thick piece of string, something pointy that is about as thick as the string, fillet knife and a bat under your pillow, then after 10 minutes into intercourse change positions to where you can reach the bat and swing it, when she's not looking you should hit her as hard as you can in her fragile head until it breaks, she should be dead, watch out there might me poop! start slicing her ears off and stick both of them up her vagina then grab the spoon and start spooning her eyes out, you'll need to cut them loose, after you do this use whatever you picked as the pointy thing and poke one hole in both eyes, thread them on that string and tie a knot to create a necklace.

People who don't fap are either Aloveual friends or research stars getting their juices emptied every fire minutes. I highly doubt the people in this thread saying "I don't" are either and just are afraid to admit it.