Author Topic: Make the most offensive joke possible  (Read 9443 times)

How do you get 10 babies in a bucket?

Use a blender.

How do you get them out?

Tortilla chips.
oh

my

Don't worry Ms. Kennedy, I'm sure we can get those stains out.

Every one of these jokes were stolen very shamelessly from Reddit.

Why do black people smell bad?

So blind people can hate them too.

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?

AIDS.

Yesterday, I failed my biology exam. The question was: Name something commonly found in cells. Apparently, mondays wasn't the right answer.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and a Jew?

Santa goes down the chimney.

My girlfriend told me I was a paedophile.

I said, that's a pretty big word for a seven-year-old.

What's the best thing about loving twenty-eight year olds?

There's twenty of them!

Whats the difference between a monday and a battery?

A battery has a positive side

Sorry, had to. Actually there's a positive side to mondays too...

HIV


What's long, black and yellow, and makes you laugh?



a bus full of mondays going over a cliff
*not original*

What is 18 inches long, stiff and makes women scream at night?
Crib death.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and a Jew?
You can't compare those, the Jewish don't have Christmas.

I dip your suits in mud

I know, those Gritty Grapnel jokes never get old.
Neither do the children.
They wanted new books, but all they got were magazines.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and a Jew?

Santa goes down the chimney.

That's the second time I've heard that one and i don't get it D:
Is it as opposed to Jews going up the chimney?

what is the difference between a pizza and a black guy

(old joke)

what is the difference between a pizza and a black guy

(old joke)
Wait, I thought it was Jews and a pizza.

Wait, I thought it was Jews and a pizza.
Pizza's dont scream in the oven. Haw

Why'd the chicken cross the road?

To get away from the blackman trying to eat it! Budum, Sssshh

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Why'd the black man cross the road?

To get the chicken!

2 Way joke! Oh yeah! Made that up my self Bitches!

what is the difference between a pizza and a black guy

a pizza can feed a family of 4


XD