Make the most offensive joke possible

[Crispy_]

How do you get 10 babies in a bucket?

Use a blender.

How do you get them out?

Tortilla chips.

oh

my

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[AgentPikmin]

Don't worry Ms. Kennedy, I'm sure we can get those stains out.

[dkamm65]

Every one of these jokes were stolen very shamelessly from Reddit.

Why do black people smell bad?

So blind people can hate them too.
How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?

AIDS.
Yesterday, I failed my biology exam. The question was: Name something commonly found in cells. Apparently, mondays wasn't the right answer.
What's the difference between Santa Claus and a Jew?

Santa goes down the chimney.
My girlfriend told me I was a paedophile.

I said, that's a pretty big word for a seven-year-old.
What's the best thing about loving twenty-eight year olds?

There's twenty of them!
Whats the difference between a monday and a battery?

A battery has a positive side

Sorry, had to. Actually there's a positive side to mondays too...

HIV

[Yosher]

each one of these is absolutely brilliant

[AromaniaFTW]

What's long, black and yellow, and makes you laugh?



a bus full of mondays going over a cliff
*not original*

[Snow2]

What is 18 inches long, stiff and makes women scream at night?
Crib death.

[Nonnel]

What's the difference between Santa Claus and a Jew?

You can't compare those, the Jewish don't have Christmas.

[Redconer]

I dip your suits in mud

[Cool Boi]

I know, those Gritty Grapnel jokes never get old.
Neither do the children.

They wanted new books, but all they got were magazines.

[Nexus]

What's the difference between Santa Claus and a Jew?

Santa goes down the chimney.

That's the second time I've heard that one and i don't get it D:
Is it as opposed to Jews going up the chimney?

[Bisjac]

what is the difference between a pizza and a black guy

(old joke)

[Nonnel]

what is the difference between a pizza and a black guy

(old joke)

Wait, I thought it was Jews and a pizza.

[-Kyle]

Wait, I thought it was Jews and a pizza.

Pizza's dont scream in the oven. Haw

Why'd the chicken cross the road?

To get away from the blackman trying to eat it! Budum, Sssshh

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Why'd the black man cross the road?

To get the chicken!

2 Way joke! Oh yeah! Made that up my self Bitches!

[Bisjac]

what is the difference between a pizza and a black guy

a pizza can feed a family of 4


XD

[Nonnel]

a pizza can feed a family of 4


XD

oh my god lol