Make the most offensive joke possible

[Warhawk]

How do you tell if a black girl is pregnant?

(When she takes the tampon out, all the cottons been picked!)

[Ad Bot]

[Greek2me]

Do you know how to make your richard 12 inches long?

No?

I just fold mine in half.

[Cakey]

The cake is a lie.

not offended!!!11

[Anti-Block]

how many kyke mondays does it take to chink wetback?

beaner spick gook!
 

[Travis [bob36455]]

Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable?


fitting the wheelchair in the oven.


what do you call a kid in a wheelchair thats on fire?


hot wheels

[Epicduke]

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout?

A Boy Scout comes back from camp.
I hope this hasn't been said already

[-Kyle]

I hope this hasn't been said already

I hope this hasn't been said already

Nope. You're the first

[Jake White]

When a man runs over a woman on his motorcycle, whose fault is it?

The man's.

Who rides a motorcycle through the kitchen?

[Kevso]

-Removed-
I offended myself.

[AromaniaFTW]

what's the difference between a Gritty Grapnel student and a big idiot?
one is scatterbrained







and the other one is just dumb.


okay i'm sorry for making that joke

[otto-san]

a baby seal walks into a club...

[Visage]

how many kyke mondays does it take to chink wetback?

beaner spick gook!
 

I actually rofl'd at that in RL

[Perlin Noise]

Why do you stick the baby in the blender feet first?


So you can hear it screaming and crying
How many babies does it take to paint a house?


Depends on how hard you throw them?
What is the different between unloading watermelons and dead babies from a truck?


Because I don't use a pitchfork on watermelons
What's the different between a dead baby and a trampoline?


When I jump on a trampoline, I take my shoes off.

[Bester Bageler]

How is the world like a jar of jelly beans?

Nobody likes the black ones.
Why did Riddler fail at killing all the jews?

He didn't concentrate hard enough!
Why do creepbears always smile?

Since little girls hold them really close when they fall asleep.
Why do black kids hang out with kids that have mental disabilities?

Since there all related!

[Bahamut]

What are two black men in a sleeping bag called?
Twix

Why can't Stevie Wonder drive?
There's no steering wheel at the back of the bus

What is black and hard to cut through?
The line at KFC

What's the difference between a black man and an onion?
You cry when you cut an onion