Why do you stick the baby in the blender feet first?
So you can hear it screaming and crying
How many babies does it take to paint a house?
Depends on how hard you throw them?
What is the different between unloading watermelons and dead babies from a truck?
Because I don't use a pitchfork on watermelons
What's the different between a dead baby and a trampoline?
When I jump on a trampoline, I take my shoes off.