Author Topic: worst adventure ever jackstuff stop existing  (Read 15391 times)

No more talking, just be quick and shoot the lead friend in the face.

Shell:  Update your adventure.


You can't submit actions for me unless they start with "slack off and"

shell: slack off and then stop slacking off

shell: slack off and then stop slacking off after 2 seconds of slacking off

Shoot the ground next to the leader's feet to show him you mean business.

Shoot the ground next to the leader's feet to show him you mean business.
that's a dumb waste of a bullet that you can't replace

Shell:  Update your adventure.
Shoot them.  Simple.  They don't have much time to react since, you know, you're already pointing your weapon at them.



Jayla pulls the hammer back.

: Mike, now!



: What happened? I heard gunshots.
: It was nothing. Go back to bed.
: I wasn't sleeping.
: You gotta work on your reflexes, Mike.
: We coulda been goners.
: I tried, didn't I?
: Is that not what counts?
: No.
: That doesn't count at all.
: Well, let's just be glad she's dead.
: Dead?
: She's not supposed to be dead.
: Where did you shoot her?
: Between the boobs.
: You idiot!
: We went over the plan!
: You shoot her hand, she drops the gun, and we take her in for questions.
: You forgeted up the whole thing!
: What use is a dead Jayla to us?
: ...
: Oh.



: That's one less problem.

Why is one of her eyes black.

That's another story for another time.

That's another story for another time.
Is she gonna come back as a she-demon?
WaiT
ITS STARCHES WIFE
GASP

well, stuff.

necrophilia time?
be the green guy that just disappeared

remind me to never use outlines ever again

it is such a loving BITCH working with these damn things

Quote from: Osama bin Laden's niece Patricia
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Well, stuff.