Haha, well a few things. I'll try to keep them short.
Well the first one was when my mom was cooking dinner, it was summer time, so I was like not caring or anything. She lifted the pan off the glass stove so I wanted to test which burner was hot, so I put my hand on each of them until I found the... uh... Hot one... I had blisters for weeks.
The second one, was actually recently, during my school testing. There were these really pretty girls, like 5 of them. All flirting with me and stuff, I didn't even notice... I was completely oblivious, at the end they all looked disappointed. I hit my head against the table multiple times...
Well lol I have many more I'll tell later.