SCENARIO: Your home is about to go on fire, and have a minute to gather stuff

[Linkusofepica]

I wouldn't leave the house. I'd masturbate so I can cum on the fire and put it out.

[Ad Bot]

[Dexxtter]

I wouldnt go for games. Id go for family members and pets. Then computer,

[-Maxx-]

compooter, and everything
before compoter, famely membrs adn stuf

[Igloos]

I would just gather things that were important to me.

everyone would, but the real question is, what are the most important things that you own?

I was aiming at making this topic about gaming, like what game you'd take along with you, but screw it.

[Planr]

What if you had a dog inside? Would you sooner rescue your bible or dog?

then throw out the laptop. taking both bible and dog.

i have all my important stuff backed up on my pen drives anyway (and they arent kept in the house)

[Igloos]

I wouldn't leave the house. I'd masturbate so I can cum on the fire and put it out.

that would just spark even more fire ya wanker

[SiliconCactus]

Hard drive, family, and dogs. Get insurance money to buy a better computer than I already have.

[ShadowYoshi294]

My phone, so I'd be able to call some firefighters to put the fire out.

[Irishbandit]

Hard Drive, my computer as a whole is too big, my wallet, my turtle, some of my ceramics.

[Cool Boi]

I wouldn't leave the house. I'd masturbate so I can cum on the fire and put it out.

/thread

[Proog]

The rest of the people in the house.

[Kimono]

What if you had a dog inside? Would you sooner rescue your bible or dog?

oh no

[Sentry]

I would get a fire extinguisher and put out the fire.

[Igloos]

I would get a fire extinguisher and put out the fire.

what if you didn't have a fire extinguisher

[Becquerel]

Dogs, computer, laptop, and charger