Author Topic: Kill the above user without using a weapon.  (Read 4506 times)



except i wouldn't let you WIN afterwards

I would kidnap you tie your wrists with barbed wire in a shed somewhere over a vat of bleach and then forcefeed you water for just a couple of hours... waiting and then nature shall occur thus mustard gas killing you painfully but slowly.


I'd drown you.
Simple.

I'd twist your head 360 degrees.




^weapon

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I see how it is

« Last Edit: May 12, 2013, 12:26:45 PM by Zloff »

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You used a blade

Ontopic: I shove you into a nuclear weapon testing facility

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weapon, and failure.


ot: Self Delete by knife game

baraka's blades are part of his body like all tarkatans
it's as if i cut my forearm in half crudely, sharpened it, and decapitated you with it


OT:
was going to post one of his headkick knockouts but this was satisfying too

I'll tie you to a chair and shove stuff down your throat.
Oh stuff...

^weapon

Baraka doesn't use weapons
Those were his hands

I decide to become a robot powered by that nuclear technology in satellites, and give myself really creepy eyes.

I stare at you. Simply stare.

You attempt to retaliate, but somehow you cannot bring yourself to move. My gaze knows all.

The days pass as we both stand locked in place.
Then weeks.
Then months.
Buildings, empires, even worlds rise about us; nobody notices the two people standing in one spot, not moving a millimeter.

I dig us out of the ground where erosion had dragged us and calmly walk away with your fossilized remains.


do i win?