Author Topic: The Pun Thread  (Read 4413 times)

To think up a water pun...

It really makes one ponder the possibilities

Water puns are overused!
Let's be koalafied for bear puns!

you deserve severe punishment for making this thread.

I'll kill you with my brear hands!

"I give her face a two and her asinine."
  -Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck Dictionary

Anne frankly I can national socialist whats wrong with a few puns.
Dont get so führerious over a few puns, were not goering to heil.

The puns are dragon on.

I bet the butcher the other day that he couldn’t reach the meat that was on the top shelf. He refused to take the bet, saying that the steaks were too high.

This thread makes me want to punch you


Anne frankly I can national socialist whats wrong with a few puns.
Dont get so führerious over a few puns, were not goering to heil.
Riddler is, after he drinks his daily cup of orangejews. credit to Xolerate.

I used to be indecisive, now I'm not sure.

kenya stop it with the attitude

czech your attitude

you guys are so punny

I'm Hungary
Maybe I should go get some Turkey
The fridge is far away, so I'll have to Russia
Sadly, the turkey was Greece-y
I guess I'll just have the can of Chile

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy.

I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.

I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.

The experienced carpenter really nailed it, but the new guy screwed everything up.



I got these from a website, not mine