Thief Unit -TRIPLE WHAMMY-

[TheKid]

>sono: look at what the forget just happened

[Ad Bot]

[Block1zilla]

this is intense

[Mr. Jelly]

Oh aren't you a snarky little bastard

[kidplasma]

That mystery man near shell looks awfully familiar.

[Niff]

>Ghost of Niff finds Mike and stuff

Hey guys

[Legoboss]

Rotondo: Since I can't really have your powers, ima just kill you.



Rotondo: Uh. Don't move please.



Rotondo: Wait crap



Rotondo: should have never got that aimbot



Rotondo: Oh ok no



Rotondo: Look, I dropped it.
Rotondo: We are cool right?












Cobalt: You ok Taylor?

Taylor: Yeah



Taylor: Uh



Taylor: What

Cobalt: Great. A hack.



Mondo: Hey guy-

Mondo: Um.



Starch tries to recognize the body
He can't.



Cory follows the thud sound he heard



Sono: AAA AAA AAA

[Cybertails1998]

dafuq is happening

>Taylor: Examine the cause of Sonokido's external screaming

[childofdarkness016]

>Mondo: RUN YOU loving pusillanimous individual RUN. RUN bUT STEALTHILY OR SOMEThING stuff stuff stuff WHAT THE HELL
 
(Also do that if you run into Cory by any chance because OH stuff ITS CORY YOU GUYS)

^Totally natural reaction

[Legoboss]

totally normal title.

[Cybertails1998]

morse code is boring to translate

[childofdarkness016]

Hey kids, you know what time it is! It's time for today's episode of...

HALF ASSED THEORIES

Before I begin my rambling, I have to restate what happened in the previous update. Some things happened. Most notably, a strange robot-like figure called a "Hack" or something just flew in from nowhere. K.

Obviously, strange robotic objects like Hacks are likely to be Flash Mobers. Therefore, it is necessary to hypothesize whom the victim may be.

As most of us know, the Morse Code message in the thread's title mentions "Deathkart", which is also Legoboss's gamemode.

D+E+A+T+H+K+A+R+T = 4+5+1+19+8+10+1+17+19 = 84.

At the time of this theory's inception, this thread's page was 74.

84-74=10

The tenth contestant of Forum Island is Brickcake, who is therefore going to be targeted by our hack and murdered. Happy happy joy joy for you!

[jarelash]

>Cobalt: Take a step backwards and wonder who the hell that guy was...Too bad Cobalt's weapons were taken from him before he entered Forum Island...

[Shell]

>Starch: burn the body

[PurpleMetro]

william is a wise guy so he put a restraining order on eridana before this whole ordeal started

what are you talking about?
i don't see any police officers around
we're on an island  

OT: take out your broom and fly away

[Redconer]

You loving ignored my action AGAIN, go to an eye doctor