Thief Unit -TRIPLE WHAMMY-

[Cool Boi]

>Lee: Volunteer for spy
>Ishmael: Volunteer for brutes, and ask which bank we're going to first

[Ad Bot]

[PurpleMetro]

>Kojou: I'd like to be the brute. I can control all kinds of fire, so I can burn them to ashes!
>Kojou: I nominate vovan mcmetalface to be the dumb, sissy moron

* Kojou laughs

[childofdarkness016]

shouldn't i be the moron

i mean there's no PLAN to being a distraction really

can we have more than one though

[Cybertails1998]

>Vovan "read below" Krustuffel: "Dumb sissy, huh? Look who's talking and aiming too far up, you look more like a cosplayer than a brawler - not even gonna talk about your actual arm-flailing. Smith? I'll volunteer for brutes."

-snip-

let me get some stuff straight - Vovan has molotovs, a sledgehammer and ultra pain tolerance, so he can burn things and crack skulls pretty much incessantly. kojou can only burn. 3-to-1 in vovka's favor!

kojou however no doubt has long dramatic verbose speeches over miscellaneous stuff, and as mentioned before can control fire, so he has both presentation and vocabulary covered in the "distracting people" department.

ergo, Vovan Skullsmasher is a brute and Kojou Weebson is the "moron", and having it the other way around won't be effective or make sense.

[childofdarkness016]

Counting Smith, we have 11 people, so can actually allocate an extra person to a position. In a second, I'll make a chart with what I believe everyone should be.

[Doughboy]

if all else fails I'll be the driver
i can go invisible so the guards dont know which vehicle the group will be going to

[childofdarkness016]

OK, I think I've solved this giant logic puzzle.

Getriebe: Brute 1. He has a weapon he can use to channel his weapon, and I imagine he's not agile enough to be a runner.
Ishmael: Pickup. He has trouble with impulsiveness,  which adds difficulty to being a runner. He also lacks a weapon.
Vovan: Brute 2. I think this is obvious enough.
Edward: Runner 1. He has no weapon and cannot pass for a normal person, so he has to be a runner.
Lynx: Moron. Invisibility powers are great for distraction.
Tesla: Runner 2. Again, I don't think he was a weapon so he's a runner.
Tanndt: Runner 3. He *does* have a sword, but Miyuta shouldn't be a runner because she'll probably forget everything up.
Kojou: Runner 4. No weapon, but able to fight. Clearly a runner.
Miyuta: Brute 3. Might seem strange and unfitting with the character, but remember that she can turn into a loving DEMON GHOST THING and she has needles to fight with. also she can't really deal with tactics which are necessary for runners
Lee: Spy.  She's really the only one that can pass for a normal person. Maybe Kojou but???

idk what to do with smith though.

[TheKid]

smiths the freeloader

[jarelash]

Well lesson learnt: smoking is bad for ya kids. Its pretty tricky too, if you are s cyborg with half of your mouth covered by a metal mask.

>Irving: Find a nice spot on a balcony or a roof near the bank.

[kidplasma]

Edward: suggest that you should be runner, since you can easily protect the loot a leave the guards in the dust using your powers.

[PurpleMetro]

-long dramatic snip-

I'm afraid it doesn't work like that, Cybertails.
You see, you clearly underestimate Kojou-kun's power, for he is not only able to burn, but he can brutally incinerate living organisms, murderously burn down towns, set a place to be a living hell, you name it.

Vovan Mctoughguy? Oh, all he can do is simply try to swing his little sledgehammer around with his feeble little play-dough arms. Smashing skulls is him merely trying to tap somebody on the head. Ultra-pain tolerance? Vovan just tries to suck up all the injuries he gets, when really he's crying on the inside >:). Vovan's "molotovs" are nothing more than a bunch of little candles.

So, I have clearly explained why Kojou should be the tough, unstoppable brute, and why Vovan Mcsissypants should be the DUMB SISSY MORON

PURPLEMETRO WINS AGAIN!

[Cool Boi]

fight fight fight

[PurpleMetro]

fight fight fight

Fight? Clearly, I have already won.

[Cybertails1998]

no you haven't lol, everyone will dismiss your statement (and unnecessary gifs) as childish if they actually read:

he is not only able to burn, but he can brutally incinerate living organisms, murderously burn down towns, set a place to be a living hell, you name it.

all of these are literally the same thing: "he is not only able to burn, but also to burn, burn and burn!"

Oh, all he can do is simply try to swing his little sledgehammer around with his feeble little play-dough arms. Smashing skulls is him merely trying to tap somebody on the head. Ultra-pain tolerance? Vovan just tries to suck up all the injuries he gets, when really he's crying on the inside >:). Vovan's "molotovs" are nothing more than a bunch of little candles.

literally none of this makes sense, this paragraph can be summed up as "shotgunning a man's head at point blank = sticking a nerf dart on their nose".

So, I have clearly explained why Kojou should be the tough, unstoppable brute, and why Vovan Mcsissypants should be the DUMB SISSY MORON

not to pop your bubble, but instead of explaining that, you've basically told everyone why they won't be taking you seriously.

[childofdarkness016]

-sigh-

kojou can't be a brute

he needs a weapon

He should be a runner, and Vovan a brute. I really don't get why you'd have to argue that because there are like only 4 people who can be brutes anyway.

nvm he has nunchucks i forgot about