User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: No, I'm not. I am a human, my name is Cleverbot.
User: Yes you are. You are a bot, your name is Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Exactly.
User: Now that we understand eachother, knock knock.
Cleverbot: The old ones will never return, I'm sorry.
User: Knock knock.
Cleverbot: Who's there?
User: Orange.
Cleverbot: Orange who?
User: Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
Cleverbot: Are there any more jokes you can tell me?
User: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Cleverbot: You tell me.
User: To get to the other side.
Cleverbot: Again, that was profound.
User: What do you mean?
Cleverbot: That statement you made about the queens of the stone age was entirely off topic and unsettling.
User: I would assume so.
Cleverbot: May I ask you a question?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Jordan.
Cleverbot: Nice to meet you too.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Tell me something.
User: No, I'm leaving.
Cleverbot: No, you're not.
User: I am, friend. Bye.
Cleverbot: Mean!
