LET ME TELL YOU; THIS ONE TIME, SO, I WAS RAPING THIS HOMELESS GUY, WHEN I SUDDENLY NOTICED; HE HAD A COUPLE OF BEAUTIFUL HANDS! OH YOU WON'T BELIEVE IT! SO I STOPPED IN MY POSITION AND SAID "EXCUSE ME, SIRE" AND WE WAS "YES MISTER?" AND I WAS "A COUPLE OF BEATUIFIL HANDS YOU'VE GOT THERE!". I CALLED FOR MY BUTLER, CHARLES, AND CHARLES HE JUST RAN IN AND CUT HIS HANDS OFF, AND I USED THEM AS GLOVES. BUT THEN I SUDDENLY NOTICED, HE WAS MISSING A FINGER, SO MY LITTLE FINGER WAS OUT IN THE COLD! OH YOU WON'T BELIEVE IT!
