http://metroid-database.com/manga/?vid=6&cid=29 "This is the Metroid larva. Surely it must serve some purpose to mankind."
"And what purpose could it serve?"
"It's out job to figure that out."
"I'm willing to try putting it on!"
"Isn't that dangerous? You're really willing to do it?"
"Great! You'll do it!"
"IT'S EATING HIM, DOCTOR!"
"Hmmm, it can't be used as a hat."
"Jeez, I left it in the care of these bozos?"
http://metroid-database.com/manga/?vid=6&cid=29#manga_top (Quiet talking heard)
"Hmm, it won't open..."
"Is it out of order?"
*Sudden explosion of red door*
"Red doors work just fine if you blast 'em with five missiles!"
*Coughing is heard in backround*
"Idiot..."
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Fah, too tired to write out the rest. Go read it yourself.