if I was in a field with dogs why on earth would I go for a deer
[A frog-faced, flat-assed dog teenager walks into the bakery he works at and orders some bread]
Night Fox [talking to himself]: There is Cowboy Bebop. And Princess Mononoke. And what else? Oh. The Gameboy Advance. And Black Bible Saga. And the Sega Genesis. No… NOT the Sega Genesis.
Two races…
Frog-faced, flat-assed dog teenager: WOOF.
Night Fox: I just make the bread. I don’t sell the bread. You will have to purchase the bread from my associate.
[Cut to Night Fox outside his parents mansion, picking at some scabs and cryeing]
He just wanted an dog girlfriend
[Night Fox is flying through a waterfall. Oh, no he isn't. He is pawing at a Samsung Galaxy S3, trying to remember his password to MrChewsFurryBeaver.com. I guess he was just imagining the waterfall? Who the forget knows, this handicap is autistic.]
Night Fox [screaming]: I was not bitten autistic! I was born autistic!
Frog-faced, flat-assed dog teenager: Who sel bread here? [flustered] Herro? Who dis handicap? Wheres bread manager? WOOF
But they stood in his way
[Action shot - Night Fox is getting beaten up by a pack of middle school black children. "Take handicap boy's pants." "They won't fit you!" "Who cares. Humiliate this handicap." "Yeah!"]
Night Fox [screaming, naked]: I am going to have to purchase a new Mr. Chew’s Furry Beaver account.
Night Fox’s Mom: No. You are going to have to get electro shock therapy.
The saga ends…
[Frog-faced, flat-assed dog teen is seen walking down the street with some Materials Science Ph.D candidate from Chengdu]
Night Fox [screaming, naked, picking scabs and surrounded by dogs in a field]: This was my last chance…[Hes crying, little idiot baby handicapling]
[Night Fox gets stepped on by one of the dogs, which looks like it is going to pee on him. Nobody know what chance he is talking about, 'last chance' and stuff, that little handicap autism loser. A bird freakeing poops right on his face and his parents roll up in a brand new Audi S6 to pick up their gay son. Everyone is crying.]
[Fade to black]
[12.21.12]