
"Avast there, ye scurvy dogs! I be Captain Blackeye, fearless pirate and scourge of the seas..."
(cue theme music)
"You're looking a tad wobbly there, Blacky"

"Just a touch of seasickness, y' filthy rats."

"Seasick? Some pirate you are!"

"Watch yer tongue, buzzard!"


"Shiver me timbers! These seasick tablets Jolly gave me are mighty useless..."


"Splice the main brace! One more press o' that thar button an' I'll run ye through!"


"Right! I'll slit yer... Oooh, me poor stomach. Just take these doubloons and fetch me another glass o' water..."
This thread is all about Captain Blackeye, fearless pirate, scrapped villain, and useless supporting character, and why he is the best character in anything ever invented.

"I were in this fine game..."