Captain Blackeye Appreciation Thread

[Plastiware]

"Avast there, ye scurvy dogs!  I be Captain Blackeye, fearless pirate and scourge of the seas..."



(cue theme music)

"You're looking a tad wobbly there, Blacky"

"Just a touch of seasickness, y' filthy rats."

"Seasick?  Some pirate you are!"

"Watch yer tongue, buzzard!"



"Shiver me timbers!  These seasick tablets Jolly gave me are mighty useless..."



"Splice the main brace!  One more press o' that thar button an' I'll run ye through!"



"Right!  I'll slit yer...  Oooh, me poor stomach.  Just take these doubloons and fetch me another glass o' water..."

This thread is all about Captain Blackeye, fearless pirate, scrapped villain, and useless supporting character, and why he is the best character in anything ever invented. 

"I were in this fine game..."

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[Linkusofepica]

"I were in this fine game..."

oh hi project dream.

[Cybersix]

"A bear stole me glory...looked a bit like you, 'e did!"

Banjo Tooie = Best platformer on the N64

[Yosher]

poor captain blackeye

[Cybersix]

poor captain blackeye

Just spends his days getting plastered at Jolly's.

[Plastiware]

"Arr, I had a dream once.  I were in this fine game.  A bear stole me glory.  Looked a bit like you, he did..."

[Thorax]

"A bear stole me glory...looked a bit like you, 'e did!"

Banjo Tooie = Best platformer on the N64

QFT


The only character I want to see in SSB is Banjo+Kazooie

[Plastiware]

The only character I want to see in SSB is Banjo+Kazooie

That would be amazing, unlikely as it is.  Maybe a Spiral Mountain stage and a Mumbo assist trophy, too.

[Cybersix]

That would be amazing, unlikely as it is.  Maybe a Spiral Mountain stage and a Mumbo assist trophy, too.

Grunty comes flying out of her lair every once and awhile as an environmental hazard

Also the final battle arena from Banjo-Kazooie with music very much like this

[Tonkka²]

Grunty comes flying out of her lair every once and awhile as an environmental hazard

Also the final battle arena from Banjo-Kazooie with music very much like this

Why not 2 stages, one for Spiral mountain and one for the rooftop so we can get that sweet casual music.

[Cybersix]

Why not 2 stages, one for Spiral mountain and one for the rooftop so we can get that sweet casual music.

That's what I posted...