The Martial Arts Thread

[AromaniaFTW]

THANKS ZLOFF
welcome to the
MARTIAL ARTS (mega)THREAD
check the end of the OP for our current topic of discussion!

here we discuss the manly pastime of MARTIAL ARTS!
it doesn't matter if you box, wrestle, thai box, french box, do sambo, or fight midgets for kicks^lolpun!

don't hesitate to join the discussion! whether you're a white belt in a local karate joint or a state wrestling champion you're always a martial artist and should discuss the world's first array of sports^{needs citation}!


"Hi! I'm Dana White, president of the Ultimate Fighting Championships! Thank God I don't have to pay Silva half a million per match any more!"


jokes aside, this is a semi-serious thread aimed to entertain and open eyes to the world of martial arts!
so what are you waiting for?

Topic of Discussion: YOUR MOM

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[BubbaGum]

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I'm not very strong but I really want to do martial arts. What do I start out with

[Tomcat]

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* BubbaGum  looks around nervously

I'm not very strong but I really want to do martial arts. What do I start out with

So you go to a bar, head over to the pool table, and tell everyone there that they're a friend. Then learn from experience.

[AromaniaFTW]

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how do i make it so i can allow people to select multiple choices?
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well looks like i can't so nvm pick one cigarettets

[BlockoCrafter]

I'm a Black Belt. I train in the Martial Art of Tae Kwon Do and under the company called UTO.

[Zloff]

Add:
Taekwondo (karate is different n st00pid)
Krav maga
n yer good

[AromaniaFTW]

gooood
i'm a blue belt in MMA
that'd technically make me a blue belt in Brazilian jiu-jitsu and a blue rope in Muay Thai.
but i'm pretty sure that blue rope thing is a load of bullstuff so I'm a blue belt in BJJ

Add:
Krav maga

Zloff is an israeli commando beware


and taekwondo goes with karate simply because uh
forget you

[MunkeyCheez]

i think i've invented my own martial art,
it's a mixture of boxing, karate, firearms and knives.

[BubbaGum]

So you go to a bar, head over to the pool table, and tell everyone there that they're a friend. Then learn from experience.

I doubt a bunch of old men are going to beat up a small 15 year old girl.

[Zloff]

Hoe they don't teach you how to bust a backside 720 in karate now do they

Spinning hook kicks and their variants are the stuff yo

[carolcat]

i got up to a red belt in tae kwon do before i quit so go me

[Jaxx]

I doubt a bunch of old men are going to beat up a small 15 year old girl.

aikido.

[AromaniaFTW]

Aikido honestly sounds like a great martial art.
It kind of sounds like Judo except more on the flowing side like a butterfly than stinging like a bee.

[Jaxx]

Aikido honestly sounds like a great martial art.
It kind of sounds like Judo except more on the flowing side like a butterfly than stinging like a bee.

trained for ~4 years, it's essentially the only non-aggressive martial art. it relies entirely on other's actions, except when they do decide to commit, you floor them.

[AromaniaFTW]

yeah but holy stuff
flooring someone who hasn't practiced it on a sidewalk