Do humans bite? (Human grooming/pet care thread)

[Nonnel]

Some humans have robotic augmentations. Also androids suck.

Hey, forget you.

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[Dodger]

Males tend to be slightly aggressive all the time but this is usually due to high energy levels.

Females are usually docile but tend to be neurotic and a couple days every month and with an attitude worse than males at those times though

[Tayasaurus]

I have a good 4.3 gallon tank. I heard they're amphibious sometimes. Whats the recommended temperature range so I don't wake up to a dead human?

[Dreams_Of_Cheese]

75 is pretty good. You're going to want to ditch the tank though. Humans don't breath water. It would be better to let them roam your house.

[Tomcat]

Hey, forget you.

Androids are tin cans with copper wire in them. forget off.

[Jokey365]

75 is pretty good. You're going to want to ditch the tank though. Humans don't breath water. It would be better to let them roam your house.

Roam the house?
They'd defecate everywhere.
Put them in a box.

[Tayasaurus]

75 is pretty good. You're going to want to ditch the tank though. Humans don't breath water. It would be better to let them roam your house.

I don't see how thats not a good idea. Small land mass + water nearby usually means ideal conditions I read somewhere. And my house is probably like 800 miles long to them. I wouldn't want to step on them. ;-;

[sorrel]

75 is pretty good. You're going to want to ditch the tank though. Humans don't breath water. It would be better to let them roam your house.

or build a house for them to minimize messes in your own house

Edit: for more precise help could you give us a size scale, comparing your size to the human size?

[Nonnel]

Androids are tin cans with copper wire in them. forget off.

loving syntheticist.

[Tayasaurus]

loving syntheticist.

Just because I'm on the internet doesn't mean I can't be annoyed by what the Beta Sector is arguing about right now. Please keep your cultural wars off my thread plz.

[Tomcat]

loving syntheticist.

Flesh and bone is better than titanium and steel*
*strength and toughness notwithstanding

[BlockyMagician]

I suggest giving your human entertainment so he/she doesn't sleep and eat all day. Add a hamster wheel.

[Nonnel]

I and the rest of the android community take offence. You should think before you say things like that.

[Tayasaurus]

I suggest giving your human entertainment so he/she doesn't sleep and eat all day. Add a hamster wheel.

Hamster wheels are for hamsters and mini treadmills are millions of credits. I couldn't afford that.

[Bester Bageler]

Humans get angry really easily but they won't hurt you. Sort of like bull dogs there very active at a young age but when they get older they get really big and need a lot of food.