Do humans bite? (Human grooming/pet care thread)

[Not Tompson]

I don't see how thats not a good idea. Small land mass + water nearby usually means ideal conditions I read somewhere. And my house is probably like 800 miles long to them. I wouldn't want to step on them. ;-;

Get a good 5 square mile tank. Fill half with water and the other half with dirt. Make sure not to give them anything hard or sharp, they will make weapons and kill eachother.

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[Tomcat]

I and the rest of the android community take offence. You should think before you say things like that.

What are you going to do, rub against a carpet and touch me?

[Jokey365]

Hamster wheels are for hamsters and mini treadmills are millions of credits. I couldn't afford that.

Chase it around like you're going to kill it.
The adrenaline is good for the body.
And it tires them out easy.

[Nonnel]

What are you going to do, rub against a carpet and touch me?

If I wanted, I could.

And might I tell you it'd hurt like a bitch.

[Tayasaurus]

Get a good 5 square mile tank. Fill half with water and the other half with dirt. Make sure not to give them anything hard or sharp, they will make weapons and kill eachother.

What is the purpose of their teeth then if they use sticks for combat? I'm going to see if they can eat Glorp Kibble. Its recommended for most pets.

[Renekar]

when a human bites, your skin will become infected with aids. aids is a man-made virus made by william shakesphere when he was trying to develop a NASA spacecraft for america. he was trying to make a new fuel substance, but instead mixed a possum with hydrogen cyanide and created an airborne virus. william shakesphere was killed in the act.
yes, humans do bite and will give you this disease. kids, if a human ever bites you, stay alert, and stay safe!
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[King of the Bill]

Hey Taya, heads up, I think your internet connection might be infested with trolls.

Humans mostly use teeth for food consumption, although they may bare them in different configurations to indicate different emotions.
They prefer to save biting and clawing as a last resort; most, however, are barely proficient with ranged weaponry (though they may try to use it anyway). In the end, each human may respond in different ways. It's important to know what keeps your human happy and healthy.

[Nonnel]

Make sure you're in a rural area. Being in an urban area might cause an uprising.

[Harm94]

You just don't understand us humans. You must take the DNA of a human and a shark and create humanoid shark hybrids to wage your conquest on the aquatic worlds where the dark porpoise live.

[Tomcat]

Make sure you're in a rural area. Being in an urban area might cause an uprising.

Shut up android. A primitive nuclear bomb could wipe you out.

[King of the Bill]

You just don't understand us humans. You must take the DNA of a human and a shark and create humanoid shark hybrids to wage your conquest on the aquatic worlds where the dark porpoise live.

But if you do that, you might come under attack by the Shark Punching Center.

[Mr. Jelly]

Shut up android. A primitive nuclear bomb could wipe you out.

A primitive nuclear bomb could wipe out humans too...?

[Tomcat]

A primitive nuclear bomb could wipe out humans too...?

Talking about atmospheric detonation? Who uses nukes for ground attack anymore anyways.

[Menen]

Talking about atmospheric detonation? Who uses nukes for ground attack anymore anyways.

It really ruins the landscaping. People pay big bucks for rocks.

[Machaty]

Buying a human is a great idea, I actually know a guy that could hook you up with a satisfactory human for cheap. The only down side is that all of his humans are used, so most of them have no nipples or an extra foot and stuff like that. But I personally think a foot growing were testicels should be is really cute.