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Birds and bees
7 (16.7%)
Frank language
13 (31%)
research
22 (52.4%)

Total Members Voted: 42

Author Topic: How will you give your kids the love talk?  (Read 2314 times)

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Well, when a person and a person love each other very much, a person gives em a 100 dollar bill and... Babies



Rughugger, if your looking, take their advice
« Last Edit: June 25, 2013, 06:51:24 PM by Nitro_Weavile »

I know by the time I should they would have already been addicted to research so its useless they'd know how stuff works and why.

« Last Edit: June 25, 2013, 07:08:01 PM by Nonnel »

i don't want to have kids so no worries

but if i did then
I know by the time I should they would have already been addicted to research so its useless they'd know how stuff works and why.
basically this

"me and your mom forgeted and thats how you were born, this is also how every person on earth has a kid unless their parents are lesbians or gay, we'll talk about adoption some other time"

Well, guys have ding dongs, and girls have fun holes, and u take the ding dong and put extra mayo in the fun hole... Babies

"Son, go watch some research"

and for my daughter

"Babies just appear here ok? Also boys are dangerous."

I wont.

By the time I have kids, there gonna have love ed in kindergarten...

"Son, go watch some research"

and for my daughter

"Babies just appear here ok? Also boys are dangerous."
excuse u girls look at research too

1. Save up enough money for a secret room made completely of television screens, so no matter what, you'd always be watching the tv.
2. Build a secret tunnel leading to it.
3. Lock your children in it.
4. Play as much research as possible for a full 12 hours on full volume.
Quality love ed

I know by the time I should they would have already been addicted to research so its useless they'd know how stuff works and why.

I'll molest them Probably just explain it like any other normal human being, though they'll probably have heard of it via school by then so w/e.

excuse u girls look at research too
wait you're a girl?

In order to give my kids the love talk, I would have to have love in the first place.

So this is none of my concern.

A combination of vulgar language and research.