I ordered a computer once.
They left it on my front porch without ever even ringing the doorbell for anyone to see or come steal.
The box also said "HERES A MILLION DOLLAR COMPUTER COME STEAL ME PLEASE" on the side facing the street.
When I finally went outside and got it, the box was so torn up, it looked liked they had attacked it with a crowbar or something, then dragged it via rope by the back of their truck, then thrown it off a cliff, then carried to my door.
I was relieved because the computer worked fine.