[Forum game] Mom! How can ___ kill me?

[Cassord²]

By getting stuck in your fat throat, making you choke on it.

Now, let's try again, how could using the phone kill me?

By dying

Mom! How do I be rich?

also HOW COULD YOU SCREW UP THIS BAD???

[Ad Bot]

[xSetrox]

because it can explode in your hands!
Mom, how can air kill me?

[Cassord²]

It can kill you because it doesn't like you.
Mom, how can my DS kill me?

[HellHound]

If your DS is disguised as an anvil and flying at your face.
Mom! How can a Sharpie kill me?

[16-Bit]

The toxic fumes will give you lung cancer
Mom! How can death kill me?

[Alyx Vance]

With life


How can a computer kill me?

[ßlöükfáce]

Dr. Hax throws it at you.

How can a tie kill me?

[HellHound]

STRANGLING
Mom! How can bikes kill me?

[Deve111²]

running over your rooster

mom! how can love kill me?

[Clone trooper]

running over your rooster

mom! how can love kill me?

STDs

Mom! How can kittens kill me?

[Shell]

they will kill you of sadness when you see a tear trickle down their face as decepticon the cat killer murders them

Mom! How can gatorade kill me?

[Beanisawsome1]

Gatorade and other sport drinks contains unhealthy ingredients and give the fatal illusion that you have energy.

Mom! How can life kill me?

[Clone trooper]

Gatorade and other sport drinks contains unhealthy ingredients and give the fatal illusion that you have energy.

Mom! How can life kill me?

It won't until you meet death. Well, life will go away over time. So the logical answer is that you're timed and when it runs out, you're dead!

*edit*: Mom! How can my PC kill me?

[Flush535]

God, son can't you see I'm busy? Why don't you go bother your father?


How can school kill me?

[Lego lad]

sharp pencils

Mom, how can cheese kill me?