Author Topic: [Forum game] Mom! How can ___ kill me?  (Read 6444 times)

If its poisoned
Mom! How can research kill me?

By being caught seeing it

How can a sword kill me?

By trying to swallow it and failing miserably.

Mom! How can playing another sandbox game kill me?

badspot kills you

mom! how can 3ds kill me?

ERROR: "3ds" is not a valid human action.

yo mawm, how can eating my own poop kill me?

mom, how can cybertails1998 kill me :c

Getting shot by him
Mom! How can Self Delete by stab kill me?

BECAUSE DEATH, SON. DEATH...

Um, momma, how can you kill me?

I cant cause I love you (Pretend)

Mom! How can a cricket kill me?

If it's the size and weight of a dump truck.
Mom! How can polystyrene kill me?

Because you'll end up eating it.

Mom! how can noodles kill me?

If someone drops 100 tons of noodles on top of you, you'd most likely die.

Mom, how can crystal meth kill me?

Overdose, I recommend catnip if you're a cat. The only legal drug, but makes cats get high...not you! Even when you make tea with the catnip!

Mom, how can catnip kill me?

Mom, how can hamburgers kill me?

You didn't answer me, but hamburgers will rape you before you are murdered!

Again...Mom, how can catnip kill me?