[Forum game] Mom! How can ___ kill me?

[HellHound]

If you eat too much and explode.
Mom! How can toothpicks kill me?

[Ad Bot]

[ShadowYoshi294]

If you stick one into your heart, it can be deadly.

Mom, how can dying kill me?

[QuadStorm]

Because if you die, then, you die....

Mom! How can releasing a megamini-nuke add-on kill me?

[Lesrock]

it explodes on you

mom, how can my snake kill me?

[Valkerone]

p-spot cancer if you jack off too much.

Mom! How can constipation kill me?

[Decepticon]

it will build up and explode yourself

Mom! How can Jake Justin Ashton kill me?

[Clone trooper]

He is purely a human weeping angel, touch him and you're stuck in the past! lulz

Mum, how do weeping angels murder?

[Apex]

If he weighed 100 tons and fell on you.

Mom, how can a wash cloth kill me?

[Renousim]

Waterboarding
Mom! How can fapping kill me?

[BlockoCrafter]

Because if you fap too much, you might rip your snake off.
Mom! How can guns kill me?

[maplelink64]

Mom! how can Dad kill me?! 

[Brickitect]

By knifing you at cat123's Knife TDM

Mom! how can Sims kill me?

[KillerCop311]

If you play the game too long, you turn into a skeleton.

Mom! How does rape kill me?

[Renousim]

Your intestines getting penetrated and bleeding to death
Mom! how can having love with a horse kill me?

[Block1zilla]

anti-bronies will burn you alive
Mom! How can 8 year olds kill me?