Author Topic: [Forum game] Mom! How can ___ kill me?  (Read 6515 times)

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Mom! How can forum games kill me?

They can't. Eat your cereal.

Mom! How can the space bar kill me?

you get electrocuted when you break it
Mom! how can you kill me?

I will never kill you, sweetheart

Mom, how can Redbonerconer can kill me?

Penetrated by his redboner
Mom! How can [Insert object here] Kill me?

Penetrated by his redboner
Mom! How can [Insert object here] Kill me?
It'll kill you by [Insert confusing explanation here]


Mom! How can you kill me?

Didn't we do this one twice already?

Mom, how can blasting off into orbit without my macaroni and cheese kill me?

you starve
mom, how can i kill you?

Binding of Isacc

How can a door kill me?

you die from repeatedly slamming it into your face

Mom, how can being outside kill me?

Remember the bees, son.

Mother, how can Blockland kill me?

Nonnel always wins.

Mum, how can ingesting solid methane gas kill me?

It turns solid and forgets you up.

Mom! How can smoking weed everyday kill me?

lung cancer

mum, how can protected love kill me?