Grand Theft Auto Megathread - OP 3.0

[Shell]

by ring on gta 5 he means scratches on the actual disk not the lights on the power

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[John Freeman]

So my internet is being dumb on the xbox and I can't unplug the internet ATM so I can't play with a friend.
Is fun

[SlayerZ99]

my brother moved his xbox while he was playing so we got a ring around gta 5 so now we cant play it

send it to these guys

http://www.cdfixers.com/

[Shell]

while we're all sharing stories of misfortune, my brother was playing online and got so angry that he threw both of our 2 only controllers down. the L1 button on one doesnt work, and the other just doesn't work at all and there's a rattling sound going on inside it.

if i try to use the L1 one, i can't stop using the weapon wheel and shooting out of cars and did you know that you can use L1 to move left on the pause screen because i loving didnt and i cant even select online

[Oasis]

while we're all sharing stories of misfortune, my brother was playing online and got so angry that he threw both of our 2 only controllers down. the L1 button on one doesnt work, and the other just doesn't work at all and there's a rattling sound going on inside it.

if i try to use the L1 one, i can't stop using the weapon wheel and shooting out of cars and did you know that you can use L1 to move left on the pause screen because i loving didnt and i cant even select online

Have him pay for a new one.

[Shell]

we both used our own money to buy the game in the first place
 games are expensive

[Muslim]

I love the tiny plane :D

[SlayerZ99]

My friends turning 17 on Saturday and he said he'll pick GTA V up for me. So Ill give him like $70 and let him keep the rest.

[Messes]

My friends turning 17 on Saturday and he said he'll pick GTA V up for me. So Ill give him like $70 and let him keep the rest.

lol

[SlayerZ99]

lol

what

[Madmitten]

me and my buddy pulled a driveby in the ghetto on a cigarettegio

a panicked car drove straight into us and killed my buddy.
however i was perfectly fine and proceeded to laugh my ass off

[Jaxx]

what

free markets at work whoo

[VincentTheGuy]

Panicking civs are like the worst thing ever.

"Oh god a fast expensive car is driving on the right side of the road and is not being chased by cops!"
*Swerves uncontrollably into said expensive vehicle*
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
*Stops the vehicle from moving* *Gets out of car* *Runs away like a loving idiot*


I'm sorry, but the AI can be just a bit loving autistic.

[Decepticon]

Panicking civs are like the worst thing ever.

"Oh god a fast expensive car is driving on the right side of the road and is not being chased by cops!"
*Swerves uncontrollably into said expensive vehicle*
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
*Stops the vehicle from moving* *Gets out of car* *Runs away like a loving idiot*


I'm sorry, but the AI can be just a bit loving autistic.

what the forget kind of grand theft auto did you get?

[Marcem]

I'm sorry, but the AI can be just a bit loving autistic.

Correct, the AI obsessively drives quite well.

Panicking civs are like the worst thing ever.

"Oh god a fast expensive car is driving on the right side of the road and is not being chased by cops!"
*Swerves uncontrollably into said expensive vehicle*
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
*Stops the vehicle from moving* *Gets out of car* *Runs away like a loving idiot*

oh wait no you don't know words