Grand Theft Auto Megathread - OP 3.0

[Slammer1337]

like i said pages ago, prepare for the worst excuse of bad looking tits

i went to have a lap dance with this girl with huge loving boobs while messing around with Trevor in Single Player

the moment she took her top off, the size of them shrunk faster than my boner

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[Doughboy]

does anyone know if you can put glasses and a mask on at the same time on online
my char doesn't look as cool without the glasses

[Slammer1337]

does anyone know if you can put glasses and a mask on at the same time on online
my char doesn't look as cool without the glasses

probably not

you can't do it in single player with a ski mask from Michael's closet whenever you choose the Stealth outfit

[SquartleTurtle]

i went to have a lap dance with this girl with huge loving boobs while messing around with Trevor in Single Player

the moment she took her top off, the size of them shrunk faster than my boner

imo sapphire is the best

[Jaxx]

have we ever considered that maybe those overprotective parents had a point? as we sit around and circlejerk over the best tits of virtual strippers?

[Trogtor]

have we ever considered that maybe those overprotective parents had a point? as we sit around and circlejerk over the best tits of virtual strippers?

lets contrast games to movies.

overprotective parents don't complain about unrated movies because they know the MPAA ratings system and aren't gonna take their kids to see it.

They complain when they finally figure out the game is bad until their kid has played it, having no idea about ESRB rating system or knowing there was one.
Because their kid is already corrupted by the image of killing hookers and fake tits.

"Hey soccer mom, don't complain because your kids are playing bad games you didn't know about. It says it on the loving cover."

[Shinji]

i went to have a lap dance with this girl with huge loving boobs while messing around with Trevor in Single Player

the moment she took her top off, the size of them shrunk faster than my boner

push up bras/corsets work wonders brother

[Trogtor]

i went to have a lap dance with this girl with huge loving boobs while messing around with Trevor in Single Player

the moment she took her top off, the size of them shrunk faster than my boner

all the tits look the same

[Slammer1337]

"Hey soccer mom, don't complain because your kids are playing bad games you didn't know about. It says it on the loving cover."

"Rated M? You mean M is for Milkshakes??"

imo sapphire is the best

this man is smart

[The Big Bad Jellyfish]

"Rated M? You mean M is for Milkshakes??"

I heard they were gonna make it A later from Gamestop.
Anyways last night I got a stuff ton done, I did a lot of the story, unlocked Trevor, and got into Online a bit.

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I heard they were gonna make it A later from Gamestop.

Gamestop doesn't ever know what they're talking about.

[Doughboy]

fufu is best stripper

[Shy_Guy]

fufu is best stripper

Ture that but she doesn't sleep around...

[SquartleTurtle]

so when i came back from school my dad told me he played so i when on the contacts and i found fufu
dad what did you do when i was gone
some business
I SAID WHAT DID YOU DO
*looks at money and its all gone*
WAT
i bought sticky bombs and ammo then got a lapdance and that fufu chick is a stripper
bullstuff
wat
BULLstuff

[Arekan]

best car