Grand Theft Auto Megathread - OP 3.0

[Decepticon]

how the forget do you get a police buffalo

there's this lil U-Turn near the police station in LS and at night rare police vehicles spawn there

it's where i got my unmarked cruiser

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[Checko2100]

I found two there, you should get there usually at 23:00 pm to 4:00 am
at that hour I found those


btw, close to the satellites at 10 am, there is FIB buffalo and FIB truck

actually with the siren on, the cars let you pass, didnt know that

[Cybersix]

those are gay

>DB5
>gay

[Candy Apple]

obviously being sarcastic, yo

i mean look at me out of impulse i recently took a stuffty car from the hood and spent $20k on it

[Night Fox]

>DB5
>gay

but it is disappointing that you can't use the weapons outside of those missions

[Cybersix]

but it is disappointing that you can't use the weapons outside of those missions

I know right?

[John Freeman]

Anyone want to play sum gta on the xbox?

[Tokerovin]

So I bought a second apartment. It has a stuffty view so I am mad. Also, the new apartments are kind of suck in comparison.

I like having a second garage though, that is nice. Imo owning 2 apartments and 1 other garage would be perfect.

The new cars are cool, but quite expensive. I love how the crazy motherforgeters are a darker red on the minimap now.

High life swag.

[Slammer1337]

killing npc pedestrians raise your mental status? yeah that's definitely swag :|

[Night Fox]

killing npc pedestrians raise your mental status? yeah that's definitely swag :|

well yeah... I mean, what reasons would you have for doing it if not because of mental instability?

[sir dooble]

well yeah... I mean, what reasons would you have for doing it if not because of mental instability?

Money.

[Night Fox]

Money.

like fifty dollars each, and you can just rob them instead. killing someone for money is definitely a sign of being unstable

[sir dooble]

like fifty dollars each, and you can just rob them instead. killing someone for money is definitely a sign of being unstable

You can rob them? By like, just holding a gun at them, or what? Cool.
I love the way that the police have a completely different mindset when acting towards NPCs and Players.
You either have to fire a gun, or have a chase go on for ages, or cause a lot of damage/harm before you get a 2-star wanted level and police open fire.
But pedestrians can do a single small crime, like punching someone, and they get blasted away.


At the Sandy Shores Hospital/Police Station there's often a female police officer stood outside the Hospital side if you respawn there (at least on single player).
There are usually other npcs around too, and most of them, being rednecks, are capable of angering to a fight.
If you go up to them and talk to them, until you start insulting, they can start to attack.
If you then lure them close to the police officer and let them smack you in the face, the police officer will turn around, shout at them and then fire right into their chest.

My brother was messing around with this the other day, and she killed a civilian (one of the ones who sits next to the building), and then ran away from the building aiming her gun at the lifeless body.
Someone's dog from elsewhere came in from behind her and mauled her to death. Crazy things happen in GTA 5.

[Twerky]

I always punch people's cars on the highway in front of the cops.
They get out of their car to punch me and eventually get shot by the cops if they make it across the highway.

[TheKid]

in gta iv near the highway you can go to the airport on there's a guardrail with a few openings in it near the sidewalk

i always like to push people off and watch their bodies fly onto the highway