Grand Theft Auto Megathread - OP 3.0

[Ceist]

You don't sign up to the Clique. The Clique conscripts you.

EDIT: I've decided that my character is a socially-repressed, anime-obsessed, constantly angry forgetwit who is forced to wear the helmet to hide the world's most angry face that was forced upon him during birth.

Here my character is, enjoying some quality TV time alone.

-snip-

The Clique won't conscript me. I'm rich and powerful and have all the means the forget y'all up. You want me. :))))))))))))

[Ad Bot]

[Maxwell.]

I'm stuck deciding between a rhino and an insurgent pick up so help me choose


pros of the insurgent:
it can carry multiple people (4 for optimal fun!)
it's relatively fast
can forget stuff up with the gun

cons:
it's lighter armoured (or maybe as much as the karuma? hopefully?!?1?1)
it requires 2 people to operate fully
can't really forget enough stuff up with that gun


pros of the rhino:
it's armoured
it's potent
requires 1 man to operate
CAN forget stuff up with that gun

cons:
really slow
can carry only me
slowish fire rate
I'm probably too gay for this thing

[Trogtor]

yes we know you're gay maxwell

[Maxwell.]

yes we know you're gay maxwell

but am I willing to take it up the ass for this thing

[McJobless]

You should take the rhino since that will prevent you from spreading STDs every time you get horny on a road-trip.

[Foxscotch]

happening very consistently, makes me want 2 die
I can only do this in the middle of the night (like rn) and I gotta sleep dawg so like I can't just click the retry button constantly
who volunteers to kill me. murder me in my sleep

[Donnies Catch]

https://giant.gfycat.com/OffbeatSimpleDaddylonglegs.webm still have this from a few days ago
feat. me, acorn, and toxicology

[McJobless]

What other 6 cars should I get to fill up the third garage?

[Trogtor]

6 hotrod blazers each a different color

[Toxicology]

only real brothers will get this

[Legoboss]

Throwback to when I clutched 1 v 3 in sumo

[Alternat¡ve]

I'm stuck deciding between a rhino and an insurgent pick up so help me choose


pros of the insurgent:
it can carry multiple people (4 for optimal fun!)
it's relatively fast
can forget stuff up with the gun

cons:
it's lighter armoured (or maybe as much as the karuma? hopefully?!?1?1)
it requires 2 people to operate fully
can't really forget enough stuff up with that gun


pros of the rhino:
it's armoured
it's potent
requires 1 man to operate
CAN forget stuff up with that gun

cons:
really slow
can carry only me
slowish fire rate
I'm probably too gay for this thing

Just buy both what are you a bum

[Trogtor]

you know after how like vibrant GTA 5 is i really really want to go back to the like dark tone vibe GTA 4 gave.

[Maxwell.]

Just buy both what are you a bum

yes hold on let me pull 3 million from my starfish

[Alternat¡ve]

Don't talk to me I'm famous stay fresh