Poll

What is your favorite Grand Theft Auto game?

GTA 1
17 (2.5%)
GTA 2
4 (0.6%)
GTA III
12 (1.8%)
GTA VC
23 (3.4%)
GTA SA
133 (19.4%)
GTA LCS
4 (0.6%)
GTA VCS
1 (0.1%)
GTA IV
69 (10.1%)
GTA TBOGT
6 (0.9%)
GTA TLAD
1 (0.1%)
GTA CW
6 (0.9%)
GTA V
409 (59.7%)

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Author Topic: Grand Theft Auto Megathread - OP 3.0  (Read 707044 times)

Stunning Cunts has some fun tracks, but why does every forgetwit set the game to Destroy Last Place?
And more often than not it's Destroy Last Place every 15 seconds.
And the richardhead host has started the game with only 6 people so we don't even get to complete a lap before it ends.

Do people enjoy the loading screen/lobbies more than the game? Because it sure seems so given how eager people are to kill themselves in heists or make races as short as possible.

Speaking of Cunning Stunts, there was a race against 18 or so players, right at the begining they spun me out of the track, it was that track around the mountains, the very first corner is always a huge mess, anyway I fell off and got in 12th place while everyone else in the front was far away, but I managed to race forward, overtake other racers, and in the last lap I managed to get overtake the cars in the front, I wish I could have recorded this moment it was amazing.

i played online with jshotgun and we decided to hijack a yacht but the person who owned the yacht was not happy to see us so we flew a plane into his yacht he died it was fun

i played online with jshotgun and we decided to hijack a yacht but the person who owned the yacht was not happy to see us so we flew a plane into his yacht he died it was fun

this guys yacht got forgeted up so damn bad

The aliasing is hurting me

I've never actually seen gtav at it's lowest graphics settings

You may remember Monkey forget, the world's first Anime Police Officer who was hunting and arresting suspects who are in possession of hentai trash.



Well, he runs a fantastic business and cheats on his hairy wife with his lovey intern PA.



When he's not banging either his wife or the PA, he'll take back chicks to his sweet digs.



Other times, he'll set sail on his fantastic fully-decked out Yacht.



Monkey forget is quite the car collector; while he's still working on buying two new garages and filling them with races cars, here's his current collection. Every car you see has been completely modded with the highest-level upgrades and some sweet paintjobs.





One time Monkey forget got so drunk, he let go of his disguise and then slept with the bartender. The result was that my game never returned from a black screen and so I had to restart GTAV.



At least we can confirm Monkey forget does an excellent park job of the Hydra on the tiny helipad above Mental Oriental HQ.



And that, ladies and gentlemen, is my tale of Monkey forget. I hope you enjoyed. Maybe one day we'll look at the history of Monkey forget's origins...


Where can I get the weeaboo car?

http://i.imgur.com/cIOWhpF.png
this guys yacht got forgeted up so damn bad
damn that looks like a blockland map lol.

I've played about 20 races of the cunning stunts and I haven't won a single one. I can get in first at the start pretty easily, but every single time someone flys right next to me and hits me out of the map. I loving suck at driving, but its still really fun. Probably the most fun I've had with this game since single player

mcjob when can we find out more about monkey forget


help
yes im well aware my pc is stuff

Where can I get the weeaboo car?
Sultan RS from Benny's. It costs a small fortune to completely mod up, however.

mcjob when can we find out more about monkey forget
Don't worry, Monkey forget's Origins story is coming soon...

I've never actually seen gtav at it's lowest graphics settings
just wait until playing at 800x640 resolution and stretching it to a 1600x900 screen
now that's awful


this guys yacht got forgeted up so damn bad
Wow I didn't know they ported GTA V over to the PS2

guys stop making fun of jshotguns computer
i could post screenshots of my game and it would make it look like a ps4 in comparison

just wait until playing at 800x640 resolution and stretching it to a 1600x900 screen
now that's awful
try turning off shadows and water settings as well
« Last Edit: July 19, 2016, 10:33:09 PM by Torin »