Grand Theft Auto Megathread - OP 3.0

[SlayerZ99]

I just realized the Annis Elegy RH8 is insanely fast and I didn't upgrade it all the way yet.

Is that the Social Club Car?


By the way they fixed the selling a car/swap character glitch.
Tried to do it
1st time: Success
2nd time: Spawned on some steps on some random building
3rd time: Impounded
4th time: No more :(

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[blazerblock2]

I just realized the Annis Elegy RH8 is insanely fast and I didn't upgrade it all the way yet.

Second fastest car bought stock is the Carbonizzare, I recommend it.  $195,000.  Cheap.

[VincentTheGuy]

My motorcycles go pretty fast too. I love them.

[Madmitten]

My motorcycles go pretty fast too. I love them.

until you get cut off by another car in traffic




then you're dead

[Shell]

i swear every time i ride a bike the ai drivers purposely loving switch lanes or come speeding out just so i can crash.
that's why i don't ride bikes. cars 4 life.

you know what this game needs? loving turn signals

[Madmitten]

i swear every time i ride a bike the ai drivers purposely loving switch lanes or come speeding out just so i can crash.
that's why i don't ride bikes. cars 4 life.

you know what this game needs? loving turn signals

my little brother some how made his car use car signals
its weird as hell, also, signals for AI drivers exist, just no one uses em


like real life

[Shell]

gta 5 more like driving simulator 2013

[Madmitten]

gta 5 more like driving simulator 2013

gta5 more like black man simulator 2013
(go stand in front of an npc for more than 20 seconds)

[VincentTheGuy]

GTA's driving AI is loving handicapped. Just saying.

They plow through loving everything screaming about irrelevant things.

[Muslim]

gta 5 was one of those games where you just taxi everywhere

[Ayxrion]

GTA's driving AI is loving handicapped. Just saying.

They plow through loving everything screaming about irrelevant things.

"forget me in the ass!"

[VincentTheGuy]

"forget me in the ass!"

My personal favorite is when they run over you and scream.

"HE'S COMING AFTER ME, AHHHHHHH!!!"
"OH NO, LOOK WHAT HAPPENED!1!!1111"

[Trogtor]

"forget me in the ass!"

OH GOD I HEAR THIS SO MANY TIMES.

I remember in gta 4 you would always hear "stupid malaka!"
Or something like that

[Decepticon]

OH GOD I HEAR THIS SO MANY TIMES.

I remember in gta 4 you would always hear "stupid malaka!"
Or something like that

The cab drivers yelled that. I thought that was where Mlockha got his name

[Night Fox]

gta 5 was one of those games where you just taxi everywhere

what
I have literally never taken a taxi in gta 5