Grand Theft Auto Megathread - OP 3.0

[Madmitten]

"forget me in the ass!"

my mom came in the room and was like
"stop playin games with such violence"
-mom im just walkin around theres no violence
game:"forget me in the ass!"
"what did she say"
-nothing mom im gonna go to the clothes store

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[Shell]

gotta love when a car loving hits you, and the driver is like ohmygodwhathaveidone and then nudges the forget forward and hits you again ohmylovinggodimsorry DOES IT AGAIN

on another subject, gta online needs more strippers. getting tired of nikki fufu and chastitties

[SlayerZ99]

gotta love when a car loving hits you, and the driver is like ohmygodwhathaveidone and then nudges the forget forward and hits you again ohmylovinggodimsorry DOES IT AGAIN

on another subject, gta online needs more strippers. getting tired of nikki fufu and chastitties

just get your friend to strip

[Shell]

but my friends cant be topless

why are there no topless strippers online

loving 0/10, worst game of the century.

[uno_da_cat]

gotta love when a car loving hits you, and the driver is like ohmygodwhathaveidone and then nudges the forget forward and hits you again ohmylovinggodimsorry DOES IT AGAIN

I seriously loving hate this. I got hit while on a bike and the guy's like "OH stuff" then runs me and my bike over again to speed off cause I took too long getting up. I also love how often the police slam into me and get me killed when I'm not the one wanted.

gta5 more like black man simulator 2013
(go stand in front of an npc for more than 20 seconds)

Every NPC in this game acts like a hardass until I pull out a gun and they get scared and run.

[VincentTheGuy]

Found a bug that puts a hole in your chest.

[VincentTheGuy]

Kinda angry that the women get so many more accessories.

I want a scarf. :I

[uno_da_cat]

Kinda angry that the women get so many more accessories.

I want a scarf. :I

what! I didn't even know that this game had scarves.

GTA Online has a pathetic amount of clothing options. I love the fact that I can't get a loving white T-Shirt unless It's a V neck.

[VincentTheGuy]

what! I didn't even know that this game had scarves.

GTA Online has a pathetic amount of clothing options. I love the fact that I can't get a loving white T-Shirt unless It's a V neck.

The women have like, tons of cute clothes and accessories that are nice for women. But they also have a forget ton of stuff that guys could use. Like scarves. :I

[Filipe]

GTA's driving AI is loving handicapped. Just saying.

They plow through loving everything screaming about irrelevant things.

"HOLY MACARONI"

[The Big Bad Jellyfish]

I'm planning on making a crew for PS3, what should I name it?

[SlayerZ99]

but my friends cant be topless

why are there no topless strippers online

loving 0/10, worst game of the century.

if they're a guy they an cant be?

[blazerblock2]

i swear every time i ride a bike the ai drivers purposely loving switch lanes or come speeding out just so i can crash.

I SWEAR TO GOD NO MATTER WHAT I'M DRIVING THIS HAPPENS

LIKE DO THEY NOT LOOK IN THEIR MIRRORS TO SEE THAT CAR SPEEDING AT THEM AT OVER 100 MPH OR DO THEY JUST LOOK IN THE MIRRORS AND JUST LOOK AT THEIR PASSENGERS LIKE "lol watch this"

[Decepticon]

Kinda angry that the women get so many more accessories.

I want a scarf. :I

that's why I made my main character a female

or at least one of the reasons

another of the reasons is because everytime you make the AI angry, they always refer to you as a guy

[Shell]

The women have like, tons of cute clothes and accessories that are nice for women. But they also have a forget ton of stuff that guys could use. Like scarves. :I

brb getting a love change