I got a jellyfish sting.

[carolcat]

I got stabbed through the chest by a sword and fell to earth. It sucked.

#megatronlife

i had to suffer through a trip in a cramped escape pod with a motor-mouthed moron

#shockwavelife

[Ad Bot]

[fawkes..]

H-Hey! I was way bigger than that...

Of course you were, you're a big strong jellyfish!

[Becquerel]

Pvt. "The Big Bad Jellyfish," If you dont meet your quota of 100 Deaths via Jellyfish sting, you are fired.

[The Big Bad Jellyfish]

Pvt. "The Big Bad Jellyfish," If you dont meet your quota of 100 Deaths via Jellyfish sting, you are fired.

I hit that last week!

[Decepticon]

are you finished with those errands

[Alyx Vance]

Cut my finger on a chair
Did a accidental side flop into the pool
Did a accidental belly flop into the pool
Cramped feet to hell and back.

^ All happened at the hotel I'm at.

[Niff]

I fell down a path and got rocks lodged in my left hand and both knees

Thats the most recent...

[Choi]

Random cuts on my back

[SuperFlaminninja]

My brother hit me with the head on accedent i snuckup behind himband he was carying a guitar and he spun around and hit me in the head it didnt hurt at all but it was huge normas and also my sister belly floped of a 20 foot clif into water her stomach was red and she was crying while mad cause me and my brother were lauhing XD

[Niff]

hurtbat all but it was huge normas

what

[SuperFlaminninja]

what

there

[Niff]

there

What the heck is a normas?

[Dante77]

i slammed my bigass nose against a table's sharp end. bled a little

[Plexious]

I got hangnail from cutting my toe nails too short. I had to walk without putting pressure on my big toe for 3 days.

[Ceist]

i was once hit by a big pickup truck, a guy was teaching his girl how to drive, and she backed up into me as i was standing just a few inches from the curb.