Dark Humor/Jokes

[bejacks]

How do you know your sister is on her period?

Your dad's rooster tastes like blood.

[Ad Bot]

[Ragequit]

knock knock
who's there
a serial killer



dididogood

[bejacks]

knock knock
who's there
a serial killer



dididogood

nou u did bad

[Ragequit]

nou u did bad

fuk

[Machaty]

What has more brains than the Gritty Grapnel kids


The wall behind them

[xbox 360 fan]

- Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew?
- A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

There is a 1000 black guys and one white guy, what is the white guy called?
- Warden.


What did the black man do first time when they saw a ship?
-   They stick they’re head in the water to see if it has wheels!

What's long and black?
The unemployment line

[Clone v.117]

What did the black man do first time when they saw a ship?
-   They stick they’re head in the water to see if it has wheels!

I don't get it.

[Katadeus]

How do you know your sister is on her period?

Your dad's rooster tastes like blood.

The greatest

[Aphtonites]

[Bacon Pancakes]

:o

[sir dooble]

I don't get it.

I think the joke-stereotype he is going for is that black people will steal anything with wheels, like cars or bikes.

So obviously they check to see if the ship has wheels to see if they can steal it.

[bejacks]

9/11 would laugh again.

[Insomniac]

What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby?
I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

What's blue and thrashing about in the corner?
A baby in a plastic bag.

What's red and sits in a highchair convulsing?
A baby eating razor-blades.

[Pikmin]

edgiest thread 2013

[Madmitten]

Why are apples and black people so similar?
-Because they both hang from trees

What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench?
-The NBA