Dark Humor/Jokes

[Neon]

What do you do if a girl starts choking?

Back up a few inches.

[Ad Bot]

[Brickmaster]

[BlockoCrafter]

I laughed at the 4th name more than the 2nd.

[Boston Terrier]

How are babies and rabies similar?








They rhyme.

[Waru]

[Nonnel]

How many babys does it take to paint a room?

depends how hard you throw them.

WINNER

[End]

What did Jimmy want for Christmas?
Parents.

What did he get?
Cancer.

oh dear

[lolz??]

what do you need when you see 3 lawyers up to their necks in cement
more cement

What’s sicker than driving over a baby?
Skidding.

What’s the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?
You can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

[Bisjac]

whats the difference between a hooker and an onion.
- i cry when i cut onions.

[slimabob]

whats the difference between a hooker and an onion.
- i cry when i cut onions.

10/10

[EazyE]

how to you stop a baby from choking

take your foot off its throat

[Jairo]

what's the difference between a 6 year old and my driveway?

I pull out of my driveway

[Mikoyan]

what's the difference between a 6 year old and my driveway?

I pull out of my driveway

You win.

[Mr. Jelly]

What do you call a black guy in the middle of the woods

on a camping trip with his best buddies and having a great time appreciating the great outdoors

[Little Mac]