Author Topic: Dark Humor/Jokes (Read 27883 times)

Tonkka² · August 07, 2013, 01:48:22 PM

Quote from: FourteStreakian² on August 07, 2013, 01:38:22 PM

I hate this time, when my older sister ask her boyfriend who her favorite singer is, she gave him a hint
saying "DUM DUM DUM DUMMMMM" and I said "ME?" and thought "im her favorite singer" and she calls me stupid
and says no.

Uhh... Darn, I sure am going to hell for.. eh.. laughing at this.

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BlueCacti · August 07, 2013, 01:54:48 PM

what's red and bubbly and scratches at the window?
a baby in a microwave

Brickmaster · August 07, 2013, 02:04:52 PM

What do you call a black priest?

Holy stuff.

Camera · August 07, 2013, 02:07:21 PM

What's dark and humorous you asked? A black guy.

awesomebread · August 07, 2013, 02:10:54 PM

What's the difference between a cadillac and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have wet dreams about cadillacs

I hate it when I'm having love, then the cat goes away and I have nothing to have love with

KingPimpdaddy · August 07, 2013, 02:14:58 PM

Africans have the best drinking games.
Like "last one to find water dies!" LOL

TheArmyGuy · August 07, 2013, 02:17:11 PM

What do a bike and a black man have in common?
They both stop working if you take the chain off.

WyWy5000 · August 07, 2013, 02:18:10 PM

What is the difference between a black guy and a bench

A bench can support a family.

Brickmaster · August 07, 2013, 02:18:41 PM

Quote from: WyWy5000 on August 07, 2013, 02:18:10 PM

What is the difference between a black guy and a bench

A bench can support a family.

sort of already said this one but okay.

Bester Bageler · August 07, 2013, 02:21:32 PM

Why do you only have 2 lego minifigs with the yellow castle? The rest died in construction.

WyWy5000 · August 07, 2013, 02:21:32 PM

Quote from: Brickmaster on August 07, 2013, 02:18:41 PM

sort of already said this one but okay.

oh fine

Why do more Black guys get hit by cars in the winter?

because they're easier to spot.

Neon · August 07, 2013, 02:44:06 PM

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Joke courtesy of Eddie Dean.

_Rave_ · August 07, 2013, 03:01:15 PM

i made a new drink called the Trayvon Martin

one shot and you'll be on the floor

awesomebread · August 07, 2013, 03:22:59 PM

Why did the monkey fall off the tree
It was dead

Why did the second monkey fall off the tree
It was stapled to the first monkey

Why did the third monkey fall of the tree?
It was retaded

Why did little Sally fall of her bike?
She was hit by 3 falling monkeys

Isjix · August 07, 2013, 04:35:13 PM

if your girlfriend starts smoking

slow down and use more lubricant

I don't know of any jokes :(