Author Topic: Dark Humor/Jokes  (Read 28122 times)

What do you call a black guy in the middle of the woods

on a camping trip with his best buddies and having a great time appreciating the great outdoors
Oh that is naughty! You get an A+ sir!

Q: What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in a pile of leaves?

A: Rasin Brand.



Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: The lights out, how can you count them?



There is an American, a German, and a Mexican. They are in all in a boat. The boat is about to sink. Each of them have to throw things out to make the boat lighter.

The German throws out 4 cases of beer and says, "We have a lot of beer in Germany, so we don't need these!"

The Mexican throws out 5 cases of burritos and says, "We have a lot of burritos in Mexico, so we don't need these!"

The American grabs the Mexican and throws him out.

The German asks why he threw the Mexican out.

And the American replies, "We have a lot of Mexicans in America, so we don't need him!."



what do you call a group of white people sitting on a bench?
the nba


Where did Suzie go during the bombing?

Everywhere

After reading the whole topic, I've learned that I am a terrible person.

Guess the Boston Marathon went down in a blast!

Get it because the bomb?
Uh, forget me.

Whats the most confusing day in harlem?

Fathers day


There were 2 guys on a Golf course, Bob and Jim. Bob owned a small dog. Bob got a hole in 1 and the dog rolled over. Jim said "Wow! Thats amazing! What does he do if you land it in the water hazards?". Bob says "He does backflips". Jim says "Holy crud! How many does he do?". Bob finally replies, "Depends on how hard I kick him."

what do you call a group of white people sitting on a bench?
the nba
but i already said that

what's the similarity between a black guy and a broken gun

[answer]they don't work and you can't fire them[/answer]
« Last Edit: August 08, 2013, 11:17:31 AM by Renekar »

what's the difference between a black guy and a broken gun

[/answer]

The difference between them is that they both don't work and you can't fire them?

Pretty sure that's not a difference, it's a similarity.

The difference between them is that they both don't work and you can't fire them?

Pretty sure that's not a difference, it's a similarity.
you didn't see anything

what's the difference between a park bench and a mexican?

a bench can support a family.

(probably already said)