Q: What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in a pile of leaves?
A: Rasin Brand.
Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: The lights out, how can you count them?
There is an American, a German, and a Mexican. They are in all in a boat. The boat is about to sink. Each of them have to throw things out to make the boat lighter.
The German throws out 4 cases of beer and says, "We have a lot of beer in Germany, so we don't need these!"
The Mexican throws out 5 cases of burritos and says, "We have a lot of burritos in Mexico, so we don't need these!"
The American grabs the Mexican and throws him out.
The German asks why he threw the Mexican out.
And the American replies, "We have a lot of Mexicans in America, so we don't need him!."