Dark Humor/Jokes

[|Shadow]

How do you get a Jewish girl's number?
Roll up her sleeve.

[Ad Bot]

[Overmind]

How do you get a Jewish girl's number?
Roll up her sleeve.

I'm going to hell for laughing at this.

[InvisibleName]

There's a black guy in our family tree
He's still hanging there.

I'm going to hell for laughing at this :c

What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby?
I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

What's blue and thrashing about in the corner?
A baby in a plastic bag.

What's red and sits in a highchair convulsing?
A baby eating razor-blades.

And this. :c

[mr. pedophile]

Why do black men think about love all the time?

They've got pubes on their heads.

[D3ATH LORD]

What's black and yellow and makes you laugh?

A bus full of black children going over a cliff

[rockslide26]

Why does Mexico never win a gold medal at the Olympics?
Because everyone that can run, swim, or jump already crossed the border

[Brickmaster]

What's the difference between a black guy and a picnic table?

The picnic table can support a family.

[rockslide26]

What's the difference between Jews and a pizza?
Pizzas don't scream in the oven and you take them out before they burn.

[xxxxkill]

I get the feeling the people on the Titanic had a sinking feeling about the condition of the ship.

What was the fastest time out of the WTC during 9/11?
Ten seconds flat.

[Stick Man]

[Duhman115]

Read Gary Larson's cartoons.

[FourteStreakian²]

I hate this time, when my older sister ask her boyfriend who her favorite singer is, she gave him a hint
saying "DUM DUM DUM DUMMMMM" and I said "ME?" and thought "im her favorite singer"  and she calls me stupid
and says no.

[e-maxx]

knock knock
who's there
a serial killer



dididogood

[WyWy5000]

What's the difference between a Jew and a Black Jew?

Black Jews have to sit in the back of the oven.

[Trogtor]

whats the worst part of fingering your sister

finding your dads wedding ring