Please don't respond inside the quote, it makes it hard for me to respond.
1) I drink 21 ounce soda's probably once a week, I'm in no way obese, I'm actually very fit, so I can control myself
2) You can't get a correct statistic without left wing or right wing sources contorting it, but it's never been proven to be higher than 7% of legal gun owners that ever commit a crime pertaining to a weapon
3) Because pirates steal software the government steps in? How about private business steps in and adds anti pirate steps themselves? Do we need to be babied by the government?
4) Good one, you're the one who took each of my examples and pointed out the flaws in each example, rather doing to logical thing and taking the overall point into consideration, so on my behalf, I'd have to say you are the handicapped one.