There is a black bear in my backyard.

[Sentry]

It's just freaky thinking that one of these;

Is walking around my dark neighborhood at night destroying property, And flinging everyones trash all over the place.

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[Mr Man]

Seduce it

[jamesster]

Seduce it

OP is funnyjunk's mom?

[TristanLuigi]

That's awesome :D

[Caribou]

I've never come across a bear in my backyard or a wild animal because I've lived in a condominium in the middle of a downtown for all of my life.

There was a bear in mine a few weeks ago.

I don't see anything but trees in the picture.

[xSetrox]

First, make sure it's not a creepbear. creepbear are friendly and just want hugs. Then, call animal control.

[Sentry]

I don't see anything but trees in the picture.

[Caribou]

OHHHHH!

Thanks for pointing it out to me, it actually looks a little cute lol.

Is it a baby bear?

[Sentry]

The bear that's been around my street is about 6ft tall on his highn legs.

[Caribou]

The bear that's been around my street is about 6ft tall on his highn legs.

Holy mother of god.

Is animal protection allowed to dart the bear to numb it and move it back to wildlife?

[Sentry]

Holy mother of god.

Is animal protection allowed to dart the bear to numb it and move it back to wildlife?

Next time I see it I need to find a tag on its ear and if its tagged.
If it's not tagged they have to tag it and move it. If its un-tagged they're going to bring out a bear trap to capture it.
Not one of those ankle breaking bear traps but like a giant cage with a pressure plate that sets off the door to close and lock shut.

[Klocko²]

Get a big toy bear, leave it outside, and see what the bear does to it

[Zeblote]

fire a sharpened about 1 meter long steel rod through one of its legs so it gets stuck in a tree behind

Then you have a bear that is painfully attached to a tree and it can't do stuff but die.

[MrKitKat]

fighting a bear with bear hands is stupid. Throw some fire crackers out of the window or something and it'll go away.

not if you're zangief

[SWAT One]

There was a bear in mine a few weeks ago.

Read as there was a bear in the mines a few weeks ago.