typing words on a forum is a lot more natural than sticking a hard organic pole into the fragile tissue of your ass
you're literally comparing typing to buttloving
the path to typing words on a forum involves advanced knowledge of electronics, the way different materials conduct electricity in certain ways, advanced networking knowledge, production involving machines that were the result of hundreds of years of research, and knowledge of a language. buttloving involves a snake and a butt, both of which have existed a LOT longer than the internet has. i guarantee you people have been takin' it up the mudslide since before electricity was a thing