I give up. This is unplayable.
For the first ten minutes of my time, I was in an endless cycle of "launcher updates". So I click it, and it tells me I need to be logged in. So I log in. Then I go back to the launcher update. It tells me I need to be logged in. So I log in. Then I go back to the launcher update. It tells me I need to be logged in. Repeat for 10 minutes.
Once I FINALLY get the game started, I crash before I can even select my toon.
2nd try. I was able to select my toon. I crash while loading TTC.
3rd try. Crash before being able to select toon.
4th try. I get into the game. Unbearable lag. Managed to walk for about 8 seconds before it became so laggy I had to restart.
5th try. I manage to get a little further this time, only to freeze when I touch a cog.
6th try. Game crashes when I try to get on the trolley.
7th try. Game freezes when I select my toon.
8th try. Launcher doesn't even send me into the game.
9th try. Same as above.
10th try. Extreme lag when entering Gag Shop.
11th try. Extreme lag when trying to fish.
12th try. Launcher stops working before I can even enter my password.
This all happened over the course of 15 minutes.
If any of you want to send this to TTR's support, go right ahead. I bet they'll give you the same I-don't-care bot response they gave me.