Can somebody sum this up in less then 39 pages?
one of two things happened here:
1. Rockslide made up another story for attention. Rockslide has a long history of making up ridonkulous bullstuff on a whim and crying when people point out holes in his story.
2. Rockslide met a mail-order bride over the internet, and when she realized he wouldn't come through she bailed in a humorous and dramatic fashion.
And now everyone's just making fun of Rockslide because he sucks at lying.