how would you prefer to die?

[Tonkka²]

I was about to say "No one really said death by snoo snoo?" and realized that like 3 people had done it already.

[Ad Bot]

[ghost_man]

I would prefer Self Delete by stab.

[Ninja Decoy]

noooo
the only way I'd ever want to be immortal is if I could also increase the speed that I perceive time
I don't wanna live for even just 100 years at the current rate

Well, the older you get, the less "value" time has. For example, if you were like 10 years old, a year is worth 1/10 of your life, opposed to someone who is say 48, where a year is worth 1/48 of your life, which is why when you get older, time feels like its passing by a lot faster.

So really, the longer you live, the faster time passes by in your eyes

[Dre5567]

Maybe vore

Maybe have it narrated by Morgan freeman

Maybe both

[Mr.jacksaunt]

By a never ending party

[Tonkka²]

There was some thing about a guy in the old times dying while having his richard sucked.

Probably that.

[Reficul]

falling

[Snow2]

[AcornCake]

By it being narrated by James Earl Jones and Morgan Freeman at the same time.
With explosions.
LOTS OF EXPLOSIONS.
But make sure I am not in that explosion, or I would possibly die from it.
explosions

[Alteration]

Like this (dude on the left)

[BluetoothBoy]

Die from reading too much small text.

I came pretty close just reading this thread.

[Starzy]

noooo
the only way I'd ever want to be immortal is if I could also increase the speed that I perceive time
I don't wanna live for even just 100 years at the current rateyou literally can't drown in anything but water

Grind up the money into a paste/watery paste and fill up a bath with it, lie face down... ded

[hodototman]

overdose on crack cocaine when i'm super rich and there's just coke all over my money and i'm found looking joyful laying down in a pile of money

[Zanaran2]

By jumping off a building into a field of Lego baseplates.

[SlayerZ99]

hopefully get my brains splattered all over the wall


quick and painless.