are you a man or a mouse - a lee in

[childofdarkness016]

Eat some delicious fungi.

Greg, fortune cookies aren't Chinese. :K

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[CharlesSpeaking]

you go to the nearest restaurant that has fortune cookies, demanding a billion

they don't have a billion cookies

and you don't have a billion dollars or quarters  or however much fortune cookies cost

or chinese money

so you search for the nearest grocery store and order spaghetti and a jar of tomato sauce (with mushrooms!) to go with your meatballs

[GregtheMajor5748]

Go to the Forbidden City and steal the giant portrait of Mao Zedong. Then flee to North Korea to steal nukes, then to South Korea and walk in to PSY's home as if you have no guilt for Asia.

[CharlesSpeaking]

well you're walking and-

THE ALIENS ARE BACK

[GregtheMajor5748]

A wild Alien appears!

Pokemon: Level 999999999999999 Kim Jong il (fainted)
                 Level 1 Magikarp.
                 Level 10 Aliens Meme Guy.


                 

[CharlesSpeaking]

no

[Legodude77]

Ask to be taken to THEIR leader.

[CharlesSpeaking]

they don't speak english, they're aliens

they obviously probably speak russian or something

[Crispy_]

gesture them to take you to their ship

[CharlesSpeaking]

you end up accidentally gesturing your head is a cannon and your hands are machineguns and you will destroy their ship

[GregtheMajor5748]

Shape yourself into a floating SCAR L or SCAR H



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[CharlesSpeaking]

you can't do that

[CharlesSpeaking]

you shape yourself into a machinegun in your delusions-er, imaginations

the aliens disappear

the mouse is next to you

[Legodude77]

Destroy mouse, thus ridding it from this entire adventure.

[KillerCop311]

burn the mouse and throw into nuclear acid, thus ridding it from this entire adventure.