Author Topic: are you a man or a mouse - a lee in (Read 7969 times)

CharlesSpeaking · September 30, 2013, 01:23:45 AM

You think thoughts that are very "deeeeep" and "coooool"

You are convinced you are not really delusional.

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childofdarkness016 · September 30, 2013, 01:24:47 AM

Decide that veal is a decent alternative to mouse meat. Maybe you could mince it later, since "mince" vaguely sounds like mice or mouse.

CharlesSpeaking · September 30, 2013, 01:25:53 AM

you approach a shop

there are giant signs saying "BUY VEAL"

childofdarkness016 · September 30, 2013, 01:28:51 AM

Conform.

Crispy_ · September 30, 2013, 01:28:58 AM

go to gun store and get gun

CharlesSpeaking · September 30, 2013, 01:29:56 AM

You decide to buy veal a with convealed-er, concealed gun inside!

Manofthecentury · September 30, 2013, 01:30:26 AM

wonder why your brain keeps making stuffty puns

childofdarkness016 · September 30, 2013, 01:31:26 AM

Don't wonder anything.

Also 'grats on making the fastest progressing text adventure ever.

CharlesSpeaking · September 30, 2013, 01:36:03 AM

You feel conflicted with yourself. You can never do anything right. And now, you're even arguing with your own self.

Manofthecentury · September 30, 2013, 01:37:31 AM

punch inner self

CharlesSpeaking · September 30, 2013, 01:38:40 AM

You hit yourself. You start insulting yourself, slowly feeling emotional pain and confusion.

The mouse is back.

Manofthecentury · September 30, 2013, 01:38:56 AM

eat mouse

CharlesSpeaking · September 30, 2013, 01:39:35 AM

The mouse disappears again.

Manofthecentury · September 30, 2013, 01:40:09 AM

bite finger off in frustration

CharlesSpeaking · September 30, 2013, 01:41:10 AM

Your finger disappears.

No, that's a delusion.

But you're not delusional.