are you a man or a mouse - a lee in

[CharlesSpeaking]

today is your very generic 20th birthday. you are sam. your gender could be male or female because sam applies to both genders, but the "man" in the title specifies that you are male

you have no friends and no job. you are anti-fun and pro-business. or something.

you are in bed. you are waking up.

what do you do

how do you start your new, 20-year old life

[Ad Bot]

[Epicduke]

jerk off

[CharlesSpeaking]

a meteor lands next door

it was really a conspiracy all along

and you were just starting to become friends with the neighbors. sad :'(

[Aware]

ignore the meteor and continue jerking off

[CharlesSpeaking]

there are more meteors

hotel owner reveals himself to be an alien

[Epicduke]

jerk off some more until you can no longer

[Aware]

after jerking off go shower, you're filthy

[CharlesSpeaking]

more meteors more aliens

skeleton or two

also a mouse runs around in your hotel room

[Aware]

op is making it difficult, he is adding events but said we are supposed to be boring.

brush your teeth in the shower.

[Crispy_]

go to aliens

[CharlesSpeaking]

go to aliens

the normal stereotypicalien species with a green pointy head because you're really just imagining the aliens

deep down you are creative and imaginative, but that place is far from you

you try to go to the aliens but you cannot catch up, they seem to be standing in place but seem to be moving just as well

[Ben Watts]

go to aliens

God am I and Crispy the only smart ones?

[Crispy_]

go to not aliens

[kidplasma]

Try to talk to them.

[Aware]

God am I and Crispy the only smart ones?

you are anti-fun and pro-business. or something.

no, you both broke the rules.

the normal stereotypicalien species with a green pointy head because you're really just imagining the aliens

deep down you are creative and imaginative, but that place is far from you

you try to go to the aliens but you cannot catch up, they seem to be standing in place but seem to be moving just as well

get a job you hippy.